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Yep, I got ’em – the brand new and improved Touch X and Tango X from We-Vibe. The Tango has been around for a decade now and has sat quite comfortably at the top of many a “best [...]

Alright, so we’ve discovered that we might not be very vanilla afterall, and we’ve touched on (but certainly not exhausted) the vast array of roles and labels we might find ourselves [...]

Well, Womanizer did it. I’ve been going on and on for years now about how difficult it is to pick or recommend an air-pressure/”sucking” toy because all the brands feel [...]

Alternately titled – What felt good this year when literally nothing felt good  I’ve never done a “year end wrap up” style post before but this seemed like as good a [...]

Frenzy and FOMO – two terms we use a lot in “The Scene”, especially around newbies. What do they mean? Why do we feel them? What do we do about it? That’s what this post [...]

Now that we’ve gotten over some of the initial freak-out of discovering this vast brand new world, let’s slap on some name tags and get down to business.  One of the biggest questions [...]

I’ve had my eye on the Nova for years and years – the same number of years I’ve thought dual “rabbit-style” vibrators would never fit my body. Unlike most dual [...]

First of all, welcome home! A little bit of a foreword :  I’ve identified as kinky since basically forever now. I’m certainly not the one-true-voice-of-kink but I do hope to [...]

How do you love a body that refuses to love you back. That’s a question I’ve had for what feels like forever. To be clear – if you’re looking for an answer in this post, I don’t think [...]

The Premium caught my eye as soon as it came out. Admittedly, all new Womanizer products catch my eye because despite our rough start, the Pro40 has become my number-one-go-to toy, and until just [...]

Step one : DON’T But they’re so much cheaper on Amazooonnnnnnnah Oh, I see. then Step two : STILL DON’T But I have free next day shipping with Amazon Primmmmeeeeeeah Ah, well [...]

First I tried the E-stim dual-stimulator. The shape was right but the sensations were all wrong (I hate e-stim and the vibes were non-existent. It sucked.) Then I tried the The Duo and that was [...]

I really wanted to like this dildo. I know I start so many reviews this way, but I honestly believed I had a slam dunk with the Sensi and I’m supper bummed to report that I was wrong.  [...]

So, we’re immediately changing that name because the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure Dual Oral Sex Simulator and Vibrator is a lot. Turns out “Fantasy For Her” is a line of [...]

You may recall that I previously reviewed the original Womanizer Starlet, and I fucking hated it. I hated it the most out of all the “clit sucking” toys I’ve ever owned (eleven [...]

I really wanted a dual-stimulator vibe that I would like. I really wanted to like the SenseVibe. I really want a lot of things in life. But I don’t get most of them. Sadly, the SenseVibe [...]

Continuing my strange new influx of dual-stimulators, we have the Duo, courtesy of Womanizer.  Out of the 3 Womanizers and 6 Satisfyers I’ve tried, I’ve only really liked maybe [...]

Henceforth known as “The Impulse” because that name is excessive and I won’t keep typing it. I somehow went from never having tried a dual-stimulator ever to suddenly having [...]

Man I just don’t know with this butt plug. Maybe it’s me, but I’m pretty sure it’s not. I think this plug is just not the best idea. The names Blush chooses are always [...]

I asked the universe for more butt toys, and the universe delivered. Well, actually it was SheVibe, but that’s basically the same thing. In many ways I am a creature of habit – I find [...]

Listen, I’ve tried really hard to keep up this grudge I’ve been holding against Satisfyer since our first mass-casualty incident, but Womanizer discontinuing the only model (of the 3 [...]

Friends, we’re moving up in the world. Only by small increments, but still. The Aria Hot Tongue Rechargeable Bullet Kit is one of several silicone shapes paired with a small plastic bullet [...]

This vibrator has no business sucking as much as it does. Seriously. But before I get into that, there’s something else I need to get off my tits. WHY can’t Blush just pick one name? [...]

I said back when I took a swing at the Iroha+ Kushi that I thought maybe I’d like something less texture-y and not as broad as the body but not as pin-point as the nub. In perusing the rest [...]

No I mean like…fucking packers. I’ve long been on the search for the perfect dildos. In my case, perfect means soft, squishy, pliable. Boring in shape and accommodating in size, [...]

The wearable remote egg vibrator has been a thing for…well for a while. I’ve owned a handful of cheap plastic blobs with wired controller attached, or little (hot pink because [...]

Here’s a phrase I’m getting extraordinarily comfortable with saying : I made a mistake.  I thought I was going to absolutely hate the Noje W3 – I actually turned down the offer [...]

I did it again. I let myself be fooled by form instead of focusing on function. I’ll accept my responsibility here, but can you really blame me? The Kushi looks so fuckin’ cool. The [...]