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Well we made it, didn't we? The holiday rush, the post-holiday crash, and now it's just the rest of 2023 from here on out. I'm not really one for big resolutions, but I do hope to do a few new and exciting things with the blog this year and I hope you stick around for them. I'm not going to say what they are, it'll be a surprise! (for both of us - trying not to over-promise and under-deliver here.)


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I do hope you're not still thinking of buying your holiday sex toys on Amazon. If you need a refresher on why that's a bad idea -
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Some Posts You Might Have Missed

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Maybe the most odd review item I've had this year, the Jasmine gifted me a pleasant surprise, right in time for the holidays. Just don't forget the lube!
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This year's blog activity was a bit short for me, but I still managed to pull together some interesting toy tests, and took some time to keep the magic alive with my tried-and-true treasures. Also get the cliff-notes on the personal stuff.
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I took a trip down memory lane and updated my thoughts and feelings about two old faves and one former-foe
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It's been some time since I began this little endeavour, and in that time this brain and body have been through some big things that have had some heavy impacts on my sexual experience
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I haven't used a wand vibrator in over four years! I was pleasantly surprised by the Flip, and I think I've found a new love in WOWTech's latest child - ROMP
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What's Up Next

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Womanizer has sent me their newest addition - the OG (yes, bit of an odd choice in name) which begs the question "how does their trademark air-pulse sensation translate to the G-spot?", and the updated Duo 2! I surprisingly loved my original Duo, so I'm excited to dive into this one. My thoughts on these two will be hitting your inbox soon!
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Asking For A Friend

is my new anonymous question box where you can have your inquiries about sex, relationships, toys, bodies, kink, etc answered! Check it out HERE
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