Alright, so we’ve discovered that we might not be very vanilla afterall, and we’ve touched on (but certainly not exhausted) the vast array of roles and labels we might find ourselves acting and wearing, and we’re working to handle our newbie frenzy so we don’t come off as rambunctious puppies with no sense about us…. […]
Well, Womanizer did it. I’ve been going on and on for years now about how difficult it is to pick or recommend an air-pressure/”sucking” toy because all the brands feel different – and worse – all the models inside a single brand also feel different. I find this particularly bothersome because when you’re shopping around
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Alternately titled – What felt good this year when literally nothing felt good I’ve never done a “year end wrap up” style post before but this seemed like as good a time as any to start. I didn’t review a whole lot this year for a handful of reasons – I didn’t chase any review
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Frenzy and FOMO – two terms we use a lot in “The Scene”, especially around newbies. What do they mean? Why do we feel them? What do we do about it? That’s what this post is all about. Frenzy can be pretty self-explanatory even if we all feel it different or for different reasons –
I’ve had my eye on the Nova for years and years – the same number of years I’ve thought dual “rabbit-style” vibrators would never fit my body. Unlike most dual vibes, the Nova’s clitoral arm has always been flexible which helps aid in fitting a larger variation in genital shapes and sizes, but I’ve still
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First of all, welcome home! A little bit of a foreword : I’ve identified as kinky since basically forever now. I’m certainly not the one-true-voice-of-kink but I do hope to offer a little useful insight based on my many many years here. I signed up on Fetlife probably the day I was legally allowed to
How do you love a body that refuses to love you back. That’s a question I’ve had for what feels like forever. To be clear – if you’re looking for an answer in this post, I don’t think you’re going to find it. This is more grumpy personal insight than how-to, unfortunately. If I do
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The Premium caught my eye as soon as it came out. Admittedly, all new Womanizer products catch my eye because despite our rough start, the Pro40 has become my number-one-go-to toy, and until just recently it had been discontinued and I have spent each day in terror that my Pro40 would some day die (I’m
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Step one : DON’T But they’re so much cheaper on Amazooonnnnnnnah Oh, I see. then Step two : STILL DON’T But I have free next day shipping with Amazon Primmmmeeeeeeah Ah, well why didn’t you say so. In that case Step three : STILL DO NOT DO THIS I think you see where I’m going
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First I tried the E-stim dual-stimulator. The shape was right but the sensations were all wrong (I hate e-stim and the vibes were non-existent. It sucked.) Then I tried the The Duo and that was fucking ah-maze-balls. Then came the SenseVibe which had power potential, but didn’t fit my clit. So I circled back around
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I really wanted to like this dildo. I know I start so many reviews this way, but I honestly believed I had a slam dunk with the Sensi and I’m supper bummed to report that I was wrong. Uberrime are a sorta knew company on the scene making these really gorgeous marbled dildos. They’ve got
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