Vibrators

Pretty much every other review for this toy has started off by pointing out the confusing naming around it – I can’t help it, I’m going to follow suit. “OG” is [...]

Brace yourselves – this one’s a weird one. The toy is weird, my reaction is weird…it’s all weird! I also have to start this off with a warning that if you are to embark on [...]

It’s been a really long time since I’ve used a wand vibrator – probably not since I tried out the one in Blush’s Noje line back in 2018 (and can that really be called a [...]

Dual-stimulators are often considered very hit or miss – weighing more heavily on the miss end of the spectrum for many. I’m just gonna come right out and say it, the Sugarotic is [...]

I always get excited for budget-friendly toys that are body-safe and don’t suck. I recognize that a lot of the toys I have the privilege of reviewing here are out of a lot of people’s [...]

The name Doxy usually conjures images of a wand built to rival the Hitachi. Doxy has been working for years now to carve out a piece of the industry with their signature rumbly vibes. Based out [...]

I began sex toy blogging in 2015, and even after seven years I still feel pretty confident in saying that I can count on my fingers the number of times I’ve seen a truly innovative sex toy [...]

Hey there, hi, I’ve got a terrible review for you – big news, I know. This time we’re looking at the Mighty Thick Rechargeable bullet vibe by Evolved. It’s taken me an [...]

I won’t keep rehashing my complete disdain for this company’s name/branding in every review but if you didn’t catch my last one, and you’re here for my contempt towards [...]

Uhm…I love this? It’s weird, I know – you’re not used to hearing me say those words – but this little G-spot vibe has actually become my new fave. I’m as [...]

I’m just gonna call it the G Wave – I can’t with these long-ass names. Other companies are calling their toys by single syllables, get it together Blush. The G Wave is a dual [...]

Hi there, me again, here to talk about my weird vulva, cuz this review has brought up feelings. If you don’t feel like reading that whole other post, the cliff notes are that my external [...]

Yep, I got ’em – the brand new and improved Touch X and Tango X from We-Vibe. The Tango has been around for a decade now and has sat quite comfortably at the top of many a “best [...]

I’ve had my eye on the Nova for years and years – the same number of years I’ve thought dual “rabbit-style” vibrators would never fit my body. Unlike most dual [...]

First I tried the E-stim dual-stimulator. The shape was right but the sensations were all wrong (I hate e-stim and the vibes were non-existent. It sucked.) Then I tried the The Duo and that was [...]

So, we’re immediately changing that name because the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure Dual Oral Sex Simulator and Vibrator is a lot. Turns out “Fantasy For Her” is a line of [...]

I really wanted a dual-stimulator vibe that I would like. I really wanted to like the SenseVibe. I really want a lot of things in life. But I don’t get most of them. Sadly, the SenseVibe [...]

Continuing my strange new influx of dual-stimulators, we have the Duo, courtesy of Womanizer.  Out of the 3 Womanizers and 6 Satisfyers I’ve tried, I’ve only really liked maybe [...]

Henceforth known as “The Impulse” because that name is excessive and I won’t keep typing it. I somehow went from never having tried a dual-stimulator ever to suddenly having [...]

Friends, we’re moving up in the world. Only by small increments, but still. The Aria Hot Tongue Rechargeable Bullet Kit is one of several silicone shapes paired with a small plastic bullet [...]

This vibrator has no business sucking as much as it does. Seriously. But before I get into that, there’s something else I need to get off my tits. WHY can’t Blush just pick one name? [...]

I said back when I took a swing at the Iroha+ Kushi that I thought maybe I’d like something less texture-y and not as broad as the body but not as pin-point as the nub. In perusing the rest [...]

The wearable remote egg vibrator has been a thing for…well for a while. I’ve owned a handful of cheap plastic blobs with wired controller attached, or little (hot pink because [...]

Here’s a phrase I’m getting extraordinarily comfortable with saying : I made a mistake.  I thought I was going to absolutely hate the Noje W3 – I actually turned down the offer [...]

I did it again. I let myself be fooled by form instead of focusing on function. I’ll accept my responsibility here, but can you really blame me? The Kushi looks so fuckin’ cool. The [...]

I’ve got a problem. I can barely get vibrators to work. I talked a little bit about it already in my lack-lustre review of the Mini Swan Wand, but I’m finding it more and more [...]

I hate this thing. Sometimes I know I’m going to hate a toy, but when someone asks me to review it I agree anyway, because a blog of only glowingly positive reviews isn’t fair. This [...]

I feel like we need to talk a little bit about my G-Spot. I’ve talked about it before in my post specifically explaining the beginnings of my explorations into internal stimulation and the [...]

In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single [...]

God I hate this toy. I hate this toy more because it was actually not a terrible idea but the reality of it falls so short, it can only build a deep resentment for its horrible failure. [...]