If you’re viewing this website you should be abiding by your local age and content viewing laws. If you’re not, I’m not liable for what you’re exposed to.
Obviously this blog is about sex. My primary focus is reviews of sex toys and other items used for sexual purposes. I go into blunt and sometimes graphic detail of my use of these items. In addition to those posts, I also discuss my own sexuality, my relationships, my body, and parts of my life. While it’s impossible to warn for every possible trigger someone could potentially have, you should be aware some words I use and things that I discuss with a degree of frequency include :
– Swearing. Lots of it.
– I use slang for genitals. Some people consider these words disgusting and offensive, but I’m comfortable with them. I try to limit my use of non-medical words to reference of only my own genitals as I know that everyone has their own preferences, but I’m sure I will screw that up on occasion.
– I discuss my body in terms of it’s physical functioning as well as how it looks, and also how I percieve it to function and look. I dicuss things I like and dislike, when it makes me happy and when it lets me down, how I deal with living in my own skin. While I’m a big believer in body-positivity, the way I view my own body may not always be positive, and I will be honest about my experience.
– I discuss my relationships and relationship partners, current and past. These relationship discussions involve my history with non-monogamy, marriage, break ups, ups and downs. There may be discussion about cheating and emotional abuse.
– I discuss and review kinky things. BDSM is a big part of my life.
If any of the above things are hard limits for you, my blog may not be the best thing for you to read. I recommend checking out the links to other bloggers in my homepage blogroll for someone better suited to your needs. My inbox is always open to feedback.
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Here as a reader? See below
All of the words, pictures, and other content unless otherwise noted, belong to myself or the companies who have provided them to me (advertisements, banners, etc.) As such you do not have permission to use the content, in whole or in part, without explicitly asking and recieving permission from myself or the appropriate content owners beforehand. Don’t steal my shit, I worked hard on it. No, credit does not equate to permission – ask first. Chances are high I’ll be elated that you want to share my content, no need to be rude about it.
My blog is not a dating profile.
Please understand and respect that while I do choose to discuss more than most folks do on the internet, that does not mean that I welcome anyone’s unsolicited advances. Please also respect my personal boundaries – if it occurs to you that I seem to have left some detail out of something I have written, rather than think I forgot to include it, assume that I deliberately chose not to as it is not something I wish to discuss or disclose. I enjoy talking about sex but these discussions must be had on my own terms – where, when, how, and why I want to have them, not on your wants and whims. Please don’t pry.
I am not an expert, doctor, or therapist.
Please understand that while I will try to answer any questions you have, I neither claim nor am I qualified to give extensive advice, diagnose medical issues, or provide counselling. You may require a professional and sadly that person is not me. Additionally, I may just not have the time or energy to invest in the labor involved. Wanna know where I bought a dildo – ask away! Wanna know how to save a failing marriage – I have no idea, all I do is write about stuff I shove in my genitals and that’s probably not the answer.
Please respect myself and my other readers.
I will not tolerate any oppressive speech, spam, aggressive behaviour, misinformation, or anything else inappropriate on my blog or other social media accounts.