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I’ve kept wish lists for myself in the past just to keep an eye on things I thought were interesting or to occasionally make special requests from the companies I do reviews for, but I [...]

I always get excited for budget-friendly toys that are body-safe and don’t suck. I recognize that a lot of the toys I have the privilege of reviewing here are out of a lot of people’s [...]

This is a tricky review for me. Typically I write only what works for me and my body, and I don’t venture off into too much speculation of “if you have X Y or Z differently then it [...]

Hi there, me again, here to talk about my weird vulva, cuz this review has brought up feelings. If you don’t feel like reading that whole other post, the cliff notes are that my external [...]

Continuing my strange new influx of dual-stimulators, we have the Duo, courtesy of Womanizer.  Out of the 3 Womanizers and 6 Satisfyers I’ve tried, I’ve only really liked maybe [...]

I wanted to like this toy so much, I really did. I thought I was going to finally write a really nice happy review. I’m one of those people who actually does really like to masturbate or [...]

This isn’t going to follow my typical review style, no, this time you’re going to hear a story, an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish, because it’s the only way I can [...]

Despite possessing it for twenty-some odd years and being aware of its existence for at least a decade, I still haven’t fully grasped all the nuances of my finicky G-spot. In fact I [...]