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First I tried the E-stim dual-stimulator. The shape was right but the sensations were all wrong (I hate e-stim and the vibes were non-existent. It sucked.) Then I tried the The Duo and that was [...]

No I mean like…fucking packers. I’ve long been on the search for the perfect dildos. In my case, perfect means soft, squishy, pliable. Boring in shape and accommodating in size, [...]

  Do you have any idea how difficult it is to force yourself (and your autocorrect) to type the word “dodil”? Very.   The Dodil is a very neat new idea that came out last [...]

I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s [...]

I was astonished a few months ago to find a dildo that was so perfect it could oust my first true love – the Vixen Mustang – for my number-one-fave, so you can perhaps imagine my [...]

Suction cup-based dildos. It seemed like a good idea at the time… A few months back I saw Early To Bed posting about these 100% silicone dildos that were only twenty-five dollars! [...]

Listen up people, I’ve got somethin’ to say! I fucking love this dildo. Oh. My. Jesus. It’s so good. Not words you’re used to seeing from me, right? Well I’m just as [...]

Oh the Rave, how excited I was, how disappointed I actually am. Unfortunately, my review of the Rave is actually more of a rant. I got ahold of the We-Vibe Rave after having discovered that [...]

It’s tough for me to find dildos that I like, and even tougher for me to be excited about a dildo. I’m not a size queen by any stretch, and I try to stick to toys with a 1”-1.75” diameter. 1.75” [...]

The second sex machine in my arsenal of toys is The Shockspot Fucking Machine.  The Shockspot is about 15-23 pounds and when completely broken down can measure at 6x6x19 inches, but unless [...]