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I keep saying that I’ve found “my new favorite dildo”, that I’ve found “the next perfect dildo”…and then I move on to the next one. I think it’s [...]

I was astonished a few months ago to find a dildo that was so perfect it could oust my first true love – the Vixen Mustang – for my number-one-fave, so you can perhaps imagine my [...]

Listen up people, I’ve got somethin’ to say! I fucking love this dildo. Oh. My. Jesus. It’s so good. Not words you’re used to seeing from me, right? Well I’m just as [...]

I’m going to tell you a story about something I love. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEEE It is with extreme rarity that I say that, just FYI. This week’s sex toy is the Mustang, by Vixen Creations. I’m [...]

Long time listener, first time caller…I’m addicted to sex toys.  You know, some people collect stamps, others collect baseball cards, me? Dildos. It’s basically the same thing.  So lets begin. I [...]