Toy Review – The Pro Traveler by Satisfyer
Listen, I’ve tried really hard to keep up this grudge I’ve been holding against Satisfyer since our first mass-casualty incident, but Womanizer discontinuing the only model (of the 3 [...]
Toy Review – The Exposed Nocturnal Bullet Collection Lipstick Vibe by Blush Novelties
This vibrator has no business sucking as much as it does. Seriously. But before I get into that, there’s something else I need to get off my tits. WHY can’t Blush just pick one name? [...]
Toy Review – The Admiral By PleasureWorks
It’s tough for me to find dildos that I like, and even tougher for me to be excited about a dildo. I’m not a size queen by any stretch, and I try to stick to toys with a 1”-1.75” diameter. 1.75” [...]
Toy Review – The Eroscillator
Sorry for the two week sabbatical, I was out of town and failed to queue up some posts. I wanted to do a 100% positive review to make up for it, but it turns out I just don’t have another toy [...]