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The Love Triangle. Clever. In typical Satisfyer fashion, there’s a new handful of designs to choose from if you’re looking for a pressure-wave toy. The Love Triangle is a [...]

The Premium caught my eye as soon as it came out. Admittedly, all new Womanizer products catch my eye because despite our rough start, the Pro40 has become my number-one-go-to toy, and until just [...]

First I tried the E-stim dual-stimulator. The shape was right but the sensations were all wrong (I hate e-stim and the vibes were non-existent. It sucked.) Then I tried the The Duo and that was [...]

So, we’re immediately changing that name because the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure Dual Oral Sex Simulator and Vibrator is a lot. Turns out “Fantasy For Her” is a line of [...]

You may recall that I previously reviewed the original Womanizer Starlet, and I fucking hated it. I hated it the most out of all the “clit sucking” toys I’ve ever owned (eleven [...]

I really wanted a dual-stimulator vibe that I would like. I really wanted to like the SenseVibe. I really want a lot of things in life. But I don’t get most of them. Sadly, the SenseVibe [...]

Continuing my strange new influx of dual-stimulators, we have the Duo, courtesy of Womanizer.  Out of the 3 Womanizers and 6 Satisfyers I’ve tried, I’ve only really liked maybe [...]

Henceforth known as “The Impulse” because that name is excessive and I won’t keep typing it. I somehow went from never having tried a dual-stimulator ever to suddenly having [...]

Friends, we’re moving up in the world. Only by small increments, but still. The Aria Hot Tongue Rechargeable Bullet Kit is one of several silicone shapes paired with a small plastic bullet [...]

I said back when I took a swing at the Iroha+ Kushi that I thought maybe I’d like something less texture-y and not as broad as the body but not as pin-point as the nub. In perusing the rest [...]

The wearable remote egg vibrator has been a thing for…well for a while. I’ve owned a handful of cheap plastic blobs with wired controller attached, or little (hot pink because [...]

Here’s a phrase I’m getting extraordinarily comfortable with saying : I made a mistake.  I thought I was going to absolutely hate the Noje W3 – I actually turned down the offer [...]

I did it again. I let myself be fooled by form instead of focusing on function. I’ll accept my responsibility here, but can you really blame me? The Kushi looks so fuckin’ cool. The [...]

I’ve got a problem. I can barely get vibrators to work. I talked a little bit about it already in my lack-lustre review of the Mini Swan Wand, but I’m finding it more and more [...]

I hate this thing. Sometimes I know I’m going to hate a toy, but when someone asks me to review it I agree anyway, because a blog of only glowingly positive reviews isn’t fair. This [...]

I feel like we need to talk a little bit about my G-Spot. I’ve talked about it before in my post specifically explaining the beginnings of my explorations into internal stimulation and the [...]

In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single [...]

God I hate this toy. I hate this toy more because it was actually not a terrible idea but the reality of it falls so short, it can only build a deep resentment for its horrible failure. [...]

Oh Womanizer. I definitely don’t love you, I kind of want to hate you – truthfully, I don’t know what I feel about you. (Update : This toy eventually really grew on me and is at [...]

The Doxy Don (formerly the Skittle)…a review that has been a long time coming. Just prior to last year’s Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit, Doxy put out a call on Twitter to any bloggers [...]

I wanted to like this toy so much, I really did. I thought I was going to finally write a really nice happy review. I’m one of those people who actually does really like to masturbate or [...]

This isn’t going to follow my typical review style, no, this time you’re going to hear a story, an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish, because it’s the only way I can [...]

Oh the Rave, how excited I was, how disappointed I actually am. Unfortunately, my review of the Rave is actually more of a rant. I got ahold of the We-Vibe Rave after having discovered that [...]

To accompany my post about how my clit works, I wrote one on my current understanding of my G-spot. I’m telling you this because I think it’s important to seeing where I’m [...]

As someone who has been a fan of Tantus before even starting my blog, you could say I was over the moon in April (2016) when I heard that they were making their own vibrator – and a wand no [...]

If you’re looking at purchasing a clitoral vibrator from We-Vibe, like many readers before you, you will probably find yourself wondering “Touch, or Tango?” The reason being [...]

I was worried when I received the Diver app-controlled vibrating egg from PicoBong’s Remoji line. PicoBong is owned by Lelo – something I had momentarily forgotten when I requested [...]

Hi there! Been a while huh? You might have noticed (or maybe you didn’t) that the site looks a little different than the last time you dropped by – that’s because for the better [...]

I’m about to share what might be the most unpopular opinion in the sex toy reviewer realm. I’ve had this toy since October and I’ve been anxious to speak about it, but I have to [...]

So, during the republican debate, Crave offered a sale that I moronically jumped on, and here I am as the new owner of the Vesper necklace vibrator. To be clear, I’m calling myself a moron not [...]