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I never saw myself putting something more unpleasant into my butt than that one tantus plug I bought when I was 19 and knew nothing about butts, but I was sorely mistaken. Hah. See what I did [...]

Dearly beloved peddlers of my favourite sexual wares – this one’s for you   The World Wide Web is staring down its 30’s, Google is finally old enough to buy cigarettes, and [...]