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Suction cup-based dildos. It seemed like a good idea at the time…     A few months back I saw Early To Bed posting about these 100% silicone dildos that were only twenty-five [...]

Listen up people, I’ve got somethin’ to say!     I fucking love this dildo. Oh. My. Jesus. It’s so good.   Not words you’re used to seeing from me, right? [...]

God I hate this toy. I hate this toy more because it was actually not a terrible idea but the reality of it falls so short, it can only build a deep resentment for its horrible failure. [...]