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Continuing my strange new influx of dual-stimulators, we have the Duo, courtesy of Womanizer.  Out of the 3 Womanizers and 6 Satisfyers I’ve tried, I’ve only really liked maybe [...]

  This vibrator has no business sucking as much as it does. Seriously.   But before I get into that, there’s something else I need to get off my tits. WHY can’t Blush just [...]

The wearable remote egg vibrator has been a thing for…well for a while. I’ve owned a handful of cheap plastic blobs with wired controller attached, or little (hot pink because [...]

  I’ve got a problem. I can barely get vibrators to work.   I talked a little bit about it already in my lack-lustre review of the Mini Swan Wand, but I’m finding it more [...]

I never saw myself putting something more unpleasant into my butt than that one Tantus plug I bought when I was 19 and knew nothing about butts, but I was sorely mistaken.     Hah. See [...]

I’ll tell you want I want, what I really really want… Stuff I’d really like to try, stuff I feel sort of excited about, stuff I think might really work for me, but also stuff I [...]

  Oh the Rave, how excited I was, how disappointed I actually am. Unfortunately, my review of the Rave is actually more of a rant.   I got ahold of the We-Vibe Rave after having [...]

  If you’re looking at purchasing a clitoral vibrator from We-Vibe, like many readers before you, you will probably find yourself wondering “Touch, or Tango?” The reason [...]

Below you’ll find a list of toys that I’m just probably not going to ever get around to writing a full 4000-word review for, but I occasionally reference them in other reviews and [...]

Hi there! Been a while huh? You might have noticed (or maybe you didn’t) that the site looks a little different than the last time you dropped by – that’s because for the better [...]