Toy Review – The Mighty Thick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator by Evolved
Hey there, hi, I’ve got a terrible review for you – big news, I know. This time we’re looking at the Mighty Thick Rechargeable bullet vibe by Evolved. It’s taken me an [...]
Toy Review – The Wellness G Wave Dual Stimulation Vibrator by Blush Novelties
I’m just gonna call it the G Wave – I can’t with these long-ass names. Other companies are calling their toys by single syllables, get it together Blush. The G Wave is a dual [...]
Toy Review – The Curvy 1 by Satisfyer
Air-pressure-wave-“suction”-doohickeys just keep coming, and I just keep trying to find one that can come even close to matching with my beloved Pro40, because one day it’s [...]
Toy Review – The Exposed Nocturnal Bullet Collection Lipstick Vibe by Blush Novelties
This vibrator has no business sucking as much as it does. Seriously. But before I get into that, there’s something else I need to get off my tits. WHY can’t Blush just pick one name? [...]
Toy Review – The Iroha Yuki by Tenga
I said back when I took a swing at the Iroha+ Kushi that I thought maybe I’d like something less texture-y and not as broad as the body but not as pin-point as the nub. In perusing the rest [...]
Toy Review – The Noje W3 Mini Wand by Blush Novelties
Here’s a phrase I’m getting extraordinarily comfortable with saying : I made a mistake. I thought I was going to absolutely hate the Noje W3 – I actually turned down the offer [...]
Toy Review – The Iroha+ Kushi by Tenga
I did it again. I let myself be fooled by form instead of focusing on function. I’ll accept my responsibility here, but can you really blame me? The Kushi looks so fuckin’ cool. The [...]
Toy Review – The Swan Wand Mini by BMS Factory
In a strange turn of events for someone who, prior to starting this blog didn’t even own a dildo, I seem to have myself an embarrassment of excellent dildos lately but not a single [...]
Toy Review – Womanizer Pro40
Oh Womanizer. I definitely don’t love you, I kind of want to hate you – truthfully, I don’t know what I feel about you. (Update : This toy eventually really grew on me and is at [...]
Toy Review – The We-Vibe Touch
If you’re looking at purchasing a clitoral vibrator from We-Vibe, like many readers before you, you will probably find yourself wondering “Touch, or Tango?” The reason being [...]
Understanding My Weird Vulva
Disclaimers: This post has the potential to go in a million different directions, so consider this your warning that I may ramble off into tangents I recognize and believe that not everyone with [...]